Should you not be lucky enough to read a daily that carries Wiley's "Non Sequitur" comic strip, we're taking the risk of passing this along.  Note that you can buy a copy suitable for mounting at the UComics Store.
It might make an appropriate poster to hang in the window of an about-to-close newspaper.

http://www.cafepress.com/cp/filestreamimage.aspx?stripno=38061